spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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