plz talk dirty to me
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
