Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Randomize
