ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
