splinters make it hard to masturbate
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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