doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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