I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
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