Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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