We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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