I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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