bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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