You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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