i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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