no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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