I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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