I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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