she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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