the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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