i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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