Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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