I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Sorry about my life...
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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