If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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