okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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