i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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