yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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