you guys were way drunker than both of me
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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