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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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