Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
We left an ass print on the piano.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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