Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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