what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
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