just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I'm passing your future prison.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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