I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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