She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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