Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I love you.
Bad choice
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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