now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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