Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
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