Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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