I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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