So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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