Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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