i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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