I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
okay pat passed out under dana's car
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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