let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
