do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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