are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Randomize
