After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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