Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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