normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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