Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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