You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
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