Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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